Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Tattoo Fail

I want to present you Strelok. He is making tattoos right in the middle of a flee market in Russia. The prices are low so it is easy to afford any tattoo for everyone.

On the left are the tattoos that he proposed and on the right its result on a human body.
































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18 comments:

Tattoo Jim said...

Those were, truly, some of the crappiest tat's I have ever seen... and I've seen some pretty crappy ones. Some of those had to be prison jobs.

joobie said...

hey, don't bother to credit the website you lifted this from.

that would be, you know, the not dickhead thing to do.

Daniela said...

what kind of "artist" committed that crime??

i feel really sorry for them

Anonymous said...

That's an Ass Kickin'

yelnam said...

Why do people disfigure their body so?

RastaTattooer said...

Hahah! When i was 15 i woke up with a tattoo on my thumb! :P

Anonymous said...

Wow , i really like the first one. He must be very happy with the resault.

Jeene said...

Wow Great image.

Kath said...

I truely can't understand why do people choose to tattoo swastica on themselves- dosan't matter what religion you are- i's a hatered symbol.

Anonymous said...

How stupid do you have be to get a tattoo from a guy in a flee market??? No wonder he priced so low!

Anonymous said...

You people are all undereducated on this subject, save tattoo Jim of course with his "prison job" knowledge. the only way anyone can truly gain knowledge on this subject is to get a tattoo, and not just a rinky dink star heart bullshit, but a genuine custom piece of art from a reputable artist at a reputable shop. If people werent so concerned with the cost of PERMANENT ART (yeah, I said it...permanent) and did their research they may warrant a more positive experience....after all if you are willing to pay out the ass for a good vehicle, house or awesome pairpair of shoes why wouldnt you pay someone good money to do a good job instead of "defacing" ones self?

BOOM!

Anonymous said...

Some of those tats are so crappy that they actually is kinda awesome.
Just look at that fearsome dinosaur! Raawr!

Anonymous said...

Why are none of them fresh? Normally when people take pictures of new tattoos, for good or bad, they take them when they're still raw. These look like they were done with a pen.

Anonymous said...

@Kath:

Actually, the swastika is an ancient symbol for good luck used in many Indian religions. The Greeks actually adopted the symbol as well. Unfortunately, it has been given a bad connotation thanks to the Nazi party.

Anonymous said...

@ above - its also part of many Native American Tribes. rolling logs or wind logs and sometimes they are refered too

Anonymous said...

First of all, besides the obvious fact that this guy is an abomination to any and all things Tattoo related, why wouldn't someone who is watching this unbelievable horror show take place on thier skin and not stop the guy? In this case I will say unless you really don't know that this guy is about to ruin your tattoo life and you can't see the ''tattoo'' crime as it is being commited, then both Tattooee and Tattooer are guilty of irrevocable stupidity.

Leia said...

I think that these must be the 'before' pictures of cover-ups and that is why they aren't any with fresh ink. Please say that I am right since none of these tattoos have any art to them.

Anonymous said...

@Leia most of these are about to be covered up, notice the ones with a "purple outline" overlay on top of the original scratch job lol. As to why this happens, speaking from experience here, your buddy got a tattoo machine(gun), power supply and a foot peddle at the local flea market for $24.99 and 2 bottles of black ink and a pack of tubes and some cheap 5's or 7's (needle points), after a 5th of Jack D. he says he has decided to start tattooing and you say "have at bro, if you suck I will just get it covered up later". And VIOLA, instant crap LMAO! Of course it is hard to cover up some of these. My first one was free and was a wolf howling at the moon(looked like a turd on a stump fishing in a mud puddle LMAOLOLOL). It has since been covered and is now part of a full sleeve. Live and Learn but remember 1 thing, some artists that are world famous started with one of these POS.