Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The 10 Strangest Books You Can Buy on Amazon

10. What’s Your Poo is Telling You?
This witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what’s in the bowl.

9. The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts
A simplistic explanation of human and animal flatulence.

8. How to Be Inappropriate
Dry, offbeat, and mostly profane collection of humorous nonfiction that glorifies all things inappropriate.

7. How to Shit in the Woods
An environmentally sound approach to the lost art.

6. Watch Your F*cking Language
Let the squeamish beware! This book takes a no-holds-barred approach to taboo words and expressions. It shows you how to use them to your advantage.

5. Everything Men Know About Women
In a little more than 100 pages, Dr. Alan Francis distills years of research and thousands of interviews to reveal the most comprehensive understanding of men’s knowledge and understanding of the opposite sex.

4. Make Your Own Sex Toys
Giving new meaning to the expression “take pleasure into your own hands”.

3. Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart
A cut above anything else on the subject, this book gets to the bottom of thesubject of flatulence with facts and humor.

2. How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday
Constricting anus 100 times everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway – anywhere!

1. How to Live with a Huge Penis
Advice, meditations, and wisdom for men who have too much.
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