Monday, March 07, 2011

Funny Demotivational Posters - Part 19

It’s time to get a new dose of demotivators that are funny, wild and weird!

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38 comments :

Holidays in Devon said...

Atheists believe is not convincing for me......there is always God whom loved us all the time.

Anonymous said...

Hol in Devon,
Don't be a loser your whole life.

Anonymous said...

stfu anonymous hid is right

Anonymous said...

holidays in devon, dont throw pearls to swine. DNA and genetic science in the 70's proved we have one set of parents and I didnt see no monkey or fish genes with that.

Bod Hope said...

1. Atheism is not a belief, it is a lack of belief.
2. If god loved people, why did he not just have them born in heaven? There would be no pain, suffering, or crime because people would have what they need and want.
3. You would not see any fish or monkey genes with them because people are not monkeys or fish. Evolution changes the genetic make up of species.

Anonymous said...

Bob Hope- FYI, just to let you know, you're an idiot- Just thought I would point that out if you hadn't realized or been told already

Anonymous said...

I believe he's a bit smarter than you, Mr. Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Atheists have no lives. Therefore, they seek to put down Christians because we have happiness in our lives that would otherwise be unattainable without God.
And Bob Hope, God created the Garden for Adam and Eve to live in and at first there was no pain and suffering. It was man's descision to disobey God, and the world we live in today is our punishment. Obviously, if you had ever picked up a Bible in your life, you would know this.
Do you REALLY believe we're descended from fish? Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

"Atheists have no lives. Therefore, they seek to put down Christians because we have happiness in our lives that would otherwise be unattainable without God.
And Bob Hope, God created the Garden for Adam and Eve to live in and at first there was no pain and suffering. It was man's descision to disobey God, and the world we live in today is our punishment. Obviously, if you had ever picked up a Bible in your life, you would know this.
Do you REALLY believe we're descended from fish? Pathetic"

No not fish. Monkeys, primates. I was forced to read the bible for 5 years. And you know hell? That was not even in the first 'bible'. The people that wrote it wanted them to be scared of something. Also what is our punishment? Justin Beaver? Oh yes I feel horrible. Your an idiot who is obsessed with something that does not exist. Your stupid and you have no brain. And your IQ is probably -10. Go whack yourself.

Anonymous said...

AMEN!!!

Anonymous said...

funny that all you religious fanatics rant and rave putting down non beleivers , isnt that what muslims extremist do u guys gonna take the next step, im an atheist i live a happy and fullfilling lifenot bound by a book writteb by man and i have read nearly every religious bible or scrpture written and in my oppinion they all great novels, your faith is in your essence not a damm book get over yourselves and live life ppl no right from wrong u dont need a book to tell you.

Anonymous said...

Cool thing about being in America is that people have a choice of religion, or not. So while you bible thumping retards are putting down the people that believe nothing happens when you die, you could be doing something important. Like not trolling pictures on the Internet.

Anonymous said...

Repubes, bunch of losers

Anonymous said...

oh its in the bible it must be true... its in a book hcant possible be made up i give in christianity is right i would chat more but i have to go fight voldermort and the death eaters that must exist as its in a book... christians = morons. nuff said. im out

squeekyclean said...

Do you REALLY believe we descended from two people 10 thousand years ago? That's smart.. and why would god create man flawed in the first place, that's just setting us up for failure. I don't know why I'm even debating the Adam and Eve creation story it's that ridiculous to me. If you had one shred of logic or common sense you would know that's obviously not what happened. Everything you said insults human intelligence.

Anonymous said...

No, the theory that we come from monkeys is an insult! If we develop from monkeys then why dont we continue to develop into something different? And why dont monkeys continue to develop into man? There should be the in betweens running around, so you mean to tell me one day we just went from monkey to man or years or whatever, and then it just stopped all of a sudden? Theres monkey and theres man? what about the species that continued the development? And why havent there been other species that develop into human forms also?? Why are there not intellegent forms of birds, horses, or fish that have developed? that can speak think react similar to humans and be of higher intelligence that create communities and take over the world... or are you going to tell me mermaids exist? I think you get my point... to be honest, people that dont believe in god is simply the result of personal insecurity, they have to "see to believe". Just like people that cant have succesful relationships because they have trust issues. Believing in God(whom has a name, i believe its Jehovah last time i checked) is just that, its a relationship, if you have lack of belief its because you dont want to trust, which means you dont have faith. But thats ok, these people one day will see the truth and believe. Hopefully not when its too late. Much love for everyone, may god be with you and bless you ALL. With or without faith.

Anonymous said...

Also just to add to this whole Adam and eve story, i read the bible and heres my understanding (sorry if names are wrong) Cain killed Able then ran away to live with the "hill people" where the heck did they come from? If were all from these 2 people then why were there hill people? answer this question for me

enrico said...

16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. 19 This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20 Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. 21 But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.

Anonymous said...

Atheism is the lack of belief. God loves deserving people. He creates them but they have to prove that they are worthy of his love and protection. That is when they make it to heaven. True souls give if they have and help out if they don't. No matter what situation is thrown at them, they won't be reduced to crime and hate. Why should god love you if you don't deserve it?

Anonymous said...

Here's a thought, let's not mindlessly beat each other over the internet.

Matthew said...

First and for most Atheists do have a belief system they believe they are the controllers of their own destiny. wiz on a cops leg and see how that one works lol. second A human being would have to know every thing about everything to rule out the chance of a living God, thus they would be God. third There is no such thing as an atheist in a fox hole I know been there done that. Atheists out there has it ever crossed your minds what if your wrong? Finally there is a mathematical computation called the ninth configuration, that puts an huge number to the power of one, aka. imposable odds that two random protean molecules just amazingly bang together and create life. thus since you do not know everything, and you are not a God yourself, and no doubt have no clue as to the math i spoke of. And are so amazingly self satisfied in your meager life to the point of not admitting the chance you could be wrong. what does it matter to you what another believes what does it hurt to live a life of morals and self restraint. I am so sure you would rather have a amoral neighbor that does what ever they like to who ever they like whenever they like. ad nauseum as opposed to a person that has a set of beliefs out side of themselves. that say don't lie don't steal don't screw your neighbors 7 year old daughter etc... right no double standard crap there I find you very very sad. GOD BLESS and deal with it.

Anonymous said...

why are any of you bothering? you will never convince each other the retarded religious people and the retarded atheists will continue to believe what the believe regardless of what is said hear today. So why don't u all just go your separate retarded ways?

Anonymous said...

God didn't just have people born in heaven because he wants us to have a choice. Atheists believe the there was nothing, then nothing went bang and created everything. Make sense?

Anonymous said...

Atheists believe that there was nothing, nothing made a big bang and created everything. Does this sound right to you?

13 year old said...

i am a christian but im not trying to convince any atheist to become one as well but i think the arguement should stop this is america we ALL have freedom of religion so let that be that.

13 year old said...

i am a christian but i find no need to attend church being i already know and beleive what church has to say with a few minor alterations but come on guys this is america a place with freedom of religion take advantage of that i encourage you but please enough with the arguing continue on with your beleifs. maybe well find out whos right one day. but does it really matter???

Anonymous said...

DEFFINITION of Atheism.

An atheist loves his fellow man instead of god. An atheist believes that heaven is something for which we should work now – here on earth for all men together to enjoy.

An atheist believes that he can get no help through prayer but that he must find in himself the inner conviction and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, to subdue it, and enjoy it.

An atheist believes that only in a knowledge of himself and a knowledge of his fellow man can he find the understanding that will help to a life of fulfillment.

He seeks to know himself and his fellow man rather than to know a god. An atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanquished, war eliminated. He wants man to understand and love man.

He wants an ethical way of life. He believes that we cannot rely on a god or channel action into prayer nor hope for an end of troubles in a hereafter.

He believes that we are our brother's keepers and are keepers of our own lives; that we are responsible persons and the job is here and the time is now.”

is anything in the deff wrong to think.

my life is just as happy as yours when u have god in it and i dont. im not debating on any religeous topic here. i dont need to complain cause something didnt go how i wanted it because i know it is me that failure at makeing it that way. i dont need to blame this so called got when a family memeber dies and ask why did you take him/her from me when i know death is something you cant stop, if your time is up then there is nothing you can do about. my point is i dont need god to be satisfied whith what i am, what i do, how things happen, when they happen or how it is gonna happen, i feel sorry for those who think that their life will fall apart if they dont have a "god"

Dissapointed in America...cause we're jerks said...

The truth of the matter here is anybody can be an asshole no matter what belief (or lack of one) they claim to be a part of, and I see a lot of assholes. I belive, it's my right to believe. You don't, it's your right to not believe. But all in all calling other people stupid just makes you look dumb.
...
*climbs in trench and waits for the trolls to descend*

Anonymous said...

It's amazing to me, you can't go anywhere on the internet without fighting with SOMEONE about SOMETHING. I'm about as mainstream (secular) as you can be, and even I know how God works. Think differently. Not like the Bible or what your parents told you. Pretend you're God, about to create 'people'. Would you make them blindly love and worship you? Never doing anything wrong? I wouldn't. I would give them My Rules, and then I'd give them Freewill. Then I would sit back and watch it all unfold. Much funner. Life on this earth is a test. From the moment of birth to the moment of death. Most of us probably make 100 decisions everyday that he is judging. Do you kill the guy that cut you off in traffic or not? Do you cheat on your wife with the neighbor or not? Things of that nature. And yes, i believe God allows tragedies to happen, why? that's right, to test. I think this is the big one most people have trouble with. Think about a small child dying in some horrible accident. Most of us dying would affect possibly hundreds of people (Family; Friends; Community), but he allows them to happen in order to see how these hundreds of people will react. Will they forgive and move on, living a better life? Or will they lash out at God and everyone and close themselves up with hatred? I struggle with religion all the time, but I do get tired of the same tired argument from non-believers... "well, well, if God is so great, why does he let people die blah blah"? What would be the point of ANY God if life was perfect? Nowhere does God say he will make your life awesome, in fact, life will be hard. So ya gots to study and... pass that test!

Anonymous said...

The Big Bang theory is the prevailing cosmological model that describes the early development of the Universe.[1] According to the Big Bang theory, the Universe was once in an extremely hot and dense state which expanded rapidly. This rapid expansion caused the Universe to cool and resulted in its present continuously expanding state. According to the most recent measurements and observations, the Big Bang occurred approximately 13.75 billion years ago,[2][3] which is thus considered the age of the Universe.[4][5] After its initial expansion from a singularity, the Universe cooled sufficiently to allow energy to be converted into various subatomic particles, including protons, neutrons, and electrons. While protons and neutrons combined to form the first atomic nuclei only a few minutes after the Big Bang, it would take thousands of years for electrons to combine with them and create electrically neutral atoms. The first element produced was hydrogen, along with traces of helium and lithium. Giant clouds of these primordial elements would coalesce through gravity to form stars and galaxies, and the heavier elements would be synthesized either within stars or during supernovae.

Anonymous said...

You are so right. I second the move.

Anonymous said...

If god is our creator, how was he to stupid to let banks f our economy up and let other people not believe in him. If its a freaking chess game for him, why is he so bad at it.

Anonymous said...

Not true. As of Einstein's calculations matter cannot be created nor destroyed but simply change form.
The Big Bang is a well-tested scientific theory and is widely accepted within the scientific community. It offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena. Look it up on wiki.

Anonymous said...

More regards.. -_-

Anonymous said...

I didn't read all of the comments, but the ones I did read are kind of pathetic. I am a christian and you can insult me if you want to, it wont bother me. If you do not believe in Christ that is your choice. But what bothers me the most from what I read are the ignorant christians spreading hate on this post, that is not the message the Bible teaches. The Bible teaches one of acceptance, tolerance, and love, not a view where you immediately smash and insult everyone who is different from you. As christians we should show God's message of love through our actions and seek not to put others down, but to lift them up and show God's life and love through our actions so that others may come to know him. And just so everyone is clear, the Catholic church has officially accepted evolution as fact. I personally see it as the method God used to create what we see now. There are none of the "in between" animals mentioned b/c they are extinct. Monkeys don't just turn into humans b/c thats not the way evolution works. We share a common ancestor with todays modern day primates. Consider your cousins. Can you turn into your cousin? Can your cousin turn into you? No. But you do share relatives. Us and monkeys, kinda like that; you just need to add a few million years.

audie armorer said...

your all idiots ...argueing something that cant be proved, rationally... Get a LIfe!

Anonymous said...

The theory of evolution does NOT say that we evolved from monkeys just that we shared a similar ancestor. Th reason we can SEE evolution happening is because it happens over BILLIONS of years. Pointless insults and arguing doesn't change this fact.

Anonymous said...

You sir Mr anonymous have just made my day.May god bless you.