Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Greatest Mullets Ever

The Mullet A.K.A. ape drape, beaver paddle, bi-level, Camaro cut, business in the front party in the back, Canadian passport, al-camino, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, Missouri compromise, mudflap, neck warmer, ranchero, shlong (short+long), achy-breaky-big-mistakey, soccer rocker, squirrel pelt, Tennessee tophat, and a yep-nope, call it whatever you like, but IT became popular somewhere around 80s’ and even then it was terrible. Even Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing barely manages to pull that look off and not look completely ridiculous. But, apparently, there are people who find this extremely attractive. Meet them!

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