Friday, July 12, 2013

Crazy, Stupid and Insane Things You Can Buy in SkyMall

Shut up and take my money. I want all of them.

A portrait of your pet as 17th century nobility



This UpRight Sleeper that definitely won’t kill you



Chill dog collars



The infamous SkyRest



Lips for your dog



A machine that makes you grow hair



This truly one of a kind shirt



A life-size hanging jungle monkey statue



A drunk cat lithograph



Sperm shoes



A mounted squirrel head



This head massager



This baby choker



A Bob shirt



A rearview bike camera



A monkey puppet that will hug your finger



A cat toilet



A giant fake rock



A plaque that encourages the eating of your grandmother



Alfred Lloyd’s new album



This squirrel shirt



A personal massager that definitely isn’t a dildo



A motorized unicycle



A bed bug cocoon





A birdhouse disguised as a ultrasonic barking dog deterrent


This totally practical umbrella holder



A Jewish star Christmas tree topper



A magic wand remote control



A glass that holds a full bottle of wine



BONUS: Did you know the president of SkyMall’s name is Christine Aguilera?



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1 comments :

Felix Lee said...

These things are absolutely hilarious. But I'd like to have that magic wand remote control.